Tweets

    flamingegg:

    pros to dating me:

    • i’ll actually respond to ur text
    • u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
    • we can hold hands
    • butt touches
    • cuddles? ? ? yes good
    • i’ll play with your hair
    • u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
    • smooches

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    Dudes check this out.

    awkwardmastermind:

    Okay so there’s this website called litographs that prints entire(or almost entire) books onto t-shirts. I mean seriously. look at this shit. 

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    They have Les Mis

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    They have the phantom of the opera

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    They have the adventures of sherlock holmes

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    They have Leonardo da Vinci’s note books

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    They even have EDGAR. ALLAN. FREAKING. POE.

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    I AM SO EXCITED GUYS YOU HAVE NO IDEA

    you can get them here

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    dismemberd:

    it took me time to realize that the sky changes just as quickly as i do so i’m sorry for everything

    narcotic:

    what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality


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    do people realize how romantic this really is? 

    (Source: bongworship)

    lumos5001:

    thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

    Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 


    (Source: cant-be-killed)

    Saturdays are for adventure; Sundays are for cuddling
    General life philosophy  (via tea-storm)

    (Source: haleykit)