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    lyingmary:

    imnotpooping75:

    imnotpooping75:

    where did noah keep his bees

    IN THE ARK HIVES

    Get the fuck away from me right now


    committedfalpal:

    Jimmy reads some #AwkwardBreakup tweets. 

    sherrocked:

    My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

    (Source: amovible)


    cloudcuckoodevotchka:

    #CLEARLY REBLOGGING FOR RDJ’S FACE

    (Source: ahahahohohehe)


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    accidentalslut:

    I C O N I C

    (Source: krooooong)


    castielloveshispaintedwhore:

    College kids

    (Source: alisonlrwin)

    flamingegg:

    pros to dating me:

    • i’ll actually respond to ur text
    • u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
    • we can hold hands
    • butt touches
    • cuddles? ? ? yes good
    • i’ll play with your hair
    • u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
    • smooches

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    (Source: radgoku)

    Dudes check this out.

    awkwardmastermind:

    Okay so there’s this website called litographs that prints entire(or almost entire) books onto t-shirts. I mean seriously. look at this shit. 

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    They have Les Mis

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    They have the phantom of the opera

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    They have the adventures of sherlock holmes

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    They have Leonardo da Vinci’s note books

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    They even have EDGAR. ALLAN. FREAKING. POE.

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    I AM SO EXCITED GUYS YOU HAVE NO IDEA

    you can get them here

    (Source: lonelytornado)


    (Source: Africant)